I HELP EMERGING BRANDS GET THEIR STORY STRAIGHT  WITH WORDS  THAT SING LIKE CELINE & OOZE TIGER’S BLOOD LIKE SHEEN. 

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Long Run 
Verbal ID, Website, Packaging
Humanset
Verbal ID, Tagline, Narrative 
Rhone
‘Master Your Movement’ Campaign
DC United
‘United We Stand’ Campaign
200 South Wacker
‘The 200 Club’ Campaign
Arbor Day Foundation
Verbal ID, Narrative 
Valerios
Verbal ID, Tagline, Manifesto
988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline x Vibrant
‘Hope Has A New Number’ Campaign
Significo
Creative Exploration 
Lovesac
Program Naming, Video, Narrative
More Works 
Some old. Some new. Some real. Some spec. 
MojiiCo
Naming, Verbal ID






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